那些看一次笑疯一次的笑话哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
端午节前一天下午，女朋友包里翻出来的，请问，这是什么？https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/15a1e2ad9c37411298b1fc11af8977d3~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1984550057&x-signature=0yBK9gK19Dj1BbDbK6CXk5gSs08%3D
六年级的学生跟我说:老师你有对象没？没有的话我把我哥介绍给你，他博士马上毕业了！
我：我不找兄弟俩的
学生:我可以去死的
我：……
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儿子的同学得了白血病治疗花了300万，现在众筹我捐了100块，儿子嫌少咋办?
让他捐自己一个月零花钱，如果他不反对，那说明他和同学关系是真的好，如果反对，就说明他只是想和其他人攀比！
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开什么国际玩笑！
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刚刚不知道哪个傻子帮我充了！
我：……
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哈哈哈，感觉好搞笑，又有点吓人！
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那些看一次笑疯一次的笑话哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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