和妈咪的一些无效沟通 | 冷段子2232 & 去年今日1876
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#你就说理赔速度快不快吧#
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终于知道我妈为什么烦我了
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#太夸张了#
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#小说里的商战：一夜用杠杆，收购对方公司。现实里的商战：股权不能变现，KPI达不到，预算没有，手下自保，划车只能亲力亲为。#
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让主人心脏停了一拍的那一幕……就显得你毛茸茸呗？
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@刘大大大大大脸
我面对困难的态度：不说了先吃饭。
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好像是我
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@知歡喜
对不起行了吧=好好好算我错=我都道歉了你还想怎样≠对不起
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师傅这辈子没这么无语过
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@魅魔祈祷室
还真是
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风太大啦
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@Leklchenn
很多時候換位思考一下，你就會知道對方有多不在乎你了。
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虽然很可怜，但真的好好笑！
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《当到了新公司，打开前任设计师交接留下的源文件》
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@sadtruthwords ：
生活中最悲伤的部分是，给你最美好的回忆的人变成了回忆。
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和妈咪的一些无效沟通
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@打工我会饿死
别人的规划:上半年赚个50万， 下半年开公司，明年买车 ，五年买房。
我的规划:中午黄焖鸡，晚上螺蛳粉，明天吃水煮鱼，周末一定要吃火锅。
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明天见
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以后谈恋爱给男友拍照记得打上自己的水印 | 去年今日1876
2021年07月28日
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六公主说的对
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我长大的过程大概是
小时候:
爸妈:小日本又得瑟了！
我:你们不该这么说，体育精神友谊第一比赛第二，况且在经济全球化的当下日本已经成为我国重要的合作伙伴和经济贸易对象，在全球化的浪潮下我们应顺应时代发展，和日本合作并展望未来，不应深化仇恨....
现在:
爸妈:小日本又得瑟了！
我:小日本又得瑟了！
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@五力全关
打开小红书：觉得这个世界人人都过得很好，除了我。
打开微博：觉得这个世界人人都是傻逼，除了我。
打开微信：觉得这个世界人人都有朋友，除了我。
打开抖音：觉得这个世界人人都很快乐，除了我。#打开运动软件，觉得所有人都在跑步，除了我#
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听办公室老师在批评学生我还是一句话都不敢说，只能不断对自己说：别怕！你也是老师！
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#这是啥？？？？#
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你赚一个亿需要多久？
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@老阿姨在看着你
早上跟同事聊天，发现了一个很有趣的现象：只要中国队输了比赛，99%的中国人都在自责是因为自己看了比赛。
每个人都很迷信的认为，只要不看直播，中国队就趁自己不注意就赢了……
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#巧了#
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@甜崽废话簿
一个建议，以后谈恋爱给男友拍照记得打上自己的水印，避免他分手以后拿去泡别的妹。
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隐私保护装置
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@谐音梗研究所
给外国朋友科普一下，中国运动员喊的【CAO】实际上是Champion At Olympics的缩写，是对于自己渴望在奥运会夺冠的正能量祝愿，【我CAO】的意思是“我要拿奥运冠军”。
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单身的人平时都在干嘛？
1.分析朋友的感情故事
2.撮合吵架的情侣和好
3.教有对象的人谈恋爱
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说明真是太划算了
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明天见
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